Mother of three jumps out hospital window

While we were still in the hospital with Cian, some friends came to visit. I caught the following conversation between my friend Martin and Tash:

Martin, " I can't believe you are a mother of three!"

Tash, "I know, neither can I."

Martin, "I mean, if you were to jump out the window right now," (we were on the 15th floor of the hospital), "the newspaper headline wouldn't be 'Natasha McDermott Jumps Out Hospital Window.' It would be 'Natasha McDermott, Mother of Three, Jumps Out Hospital Window.'"