Overheard in a London Pub

Scene: Three Londoners, all male propping up a bar after work. Talking at considerable volume. Two are white one is black.

Black Guy: "My sister is married to an Irish bloke, he's fuckin' got a bad temper, he 'as"

White Guy 1: " They're all fucking lunatics mate, it's in the brain, in the DNA, knowatahmean, hundreds of years of oppression, they just snap, all of 'em. Fucking total lunatics! Gotta be careful 'round 'em"

White Guy 2: "They're gonna have black kids wiv ginger hair, they will. Those kids are gonna get slagged to death in school mate"

Black Guy: "Nah, my bruvver is married to a Swedish girl, they 'av two kids and they ain't got blonde hair"

White Guy 1: "Fucking Swedes mate, they are soooo fucking boring................."